Therefore even though I and many others acknowledge and find great humor in the ridiculousness of this, why do I have the feeling that this author is destined to get a YA book deal?
I mean, Mary Sues AND unicorns? How can the editors resist?
I’m Cynical
Ow. My brain is refusing to register any of this. Did I say “ow”? Ow.
Stephenie Meyer has never made me cry, but that shit right there just did. What. the. hell.